Klein Vampirette

The patients gave me nickname ~~ klein vampirette. which means small vampire.
From where I come, no one ever address me as small. I know some people who would laugh until apnea if they know about it.

Well, the name came from the fact that I went around every morning asking for their blood. and I am of normal height by German standard, hence the klein. but you can also think that it's because I'm just a famulantin the lowest rank in doctor's pyramid

Now I go around noticing veins on people arm and thinking "ah, this one is nice and easy to poke" or "wow, the vigo would go in breezely in that vein". I know it's weird.